Scandinavian Culture Appreciator Pillows

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Edvard Grieg

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Meanwhile...in Albania

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Parts of a Bagpipe

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Viking Funeral

How many norse power is it?

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Nordic but nice"

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

Finnish skier

Knut Sveinsson

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'