Scandinavian Culture Lover Pillows

Caricature of a Viking

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Edvard Grieg

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Service Entry.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

How many norse power is it?

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Viking Funeral

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

Finnish skier

"It's marzipan pigs."

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Nordic but nice"

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

Knut Sveinsson

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

God Jul