Scandinavian Culture Appreciator Mugs

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Edvard Grieg

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Meanwhile...in Albania

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

Parts of a Bagpipe

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

How many norse power is it?

Viking Funeral

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

Finnish skier

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

Knut Sveinsson

"Nordic but nice"

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)