Nordic Culture Admirer Pillows

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Viking Funeral

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Edvard Grieg

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Hagen

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

Jens Stoltenberg.

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

How many norse power is it?

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

Knut Sveinsson

"Nordic but nice"

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

Jens Stoltenberg.

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

Jens Stoltenberg.

Man discovering a viking in his bed.

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'