Nordic Mythology Admirer Pillows

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

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'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

Wotan

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Brunhilda

Viking helmet...

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Hammer of God

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Hagen

Jens Stoltenberg.

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."