Nordic Mythology Admirer Gifts

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Hammer of God

Hagen

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Viking helmet...

Brunhilda

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Jens Stoltenberg.

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."