Nordic Mythology Fan Pillows

I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

Life and Death

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Wotan

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Service Entry.

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Viking helmet...

Hammer of God

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Hagen

Viking Sissy Drink.