Norwegian Culture Pillows

"I'm not sure what I am, but I believe I'm a product of Norway."

Jens Stoltenberg.

Edvard Grieg

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Really Early Vikings

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Ginger God

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'This is the best I could come up with.'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Jens Stoltenberg.

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

Viking Funeral

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

How many norse power is it?

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

'You're late, get to the underworld!'