Norwegian Culture Pillows

"I'm not sure what I am, but I believe I'm a product of Norway."

Jens Stoltenberg.

Edvard Grieg

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Really Early Vikings

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Ginger God

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'This is the best I could come up with.'

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Jens Stoltenberg.

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

'Nice siege!'

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

How many norse power is it?

Viking Funeral

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'