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"Nordic but nice"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Edvard Grieg

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

How many norse power is it?

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Viking Funeral

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

Knut Sveinsson

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

Man discovering a viking in his bed.

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

Caricature of a Viking

"The Smorgasbord came to read your meter, but you were out."

"There would have been confusion with the multi-party voting system."