Scandinavian Culture Aficionado T-Shirts

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Edvard Grieg

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Service Entry.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

How many norse power is it?

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Viking Funeral

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

Knut Sveinsson

"Nordic but nice"

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

God Jul

Snake with a tarnhelm

Man discovering a viking in his bed.