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PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'Could you give us a push?'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

Really Early Vikings

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown