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'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Edvard Grieg

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Could you give us a push?'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

Really Early Vikings

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Viking Funeral