Norse Legend Fan T-Shirts

'Unbelievable, you can destroy the universe with a single blow...'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'Could you give us a push?'

Viking River Raids

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hunding

The Happy Ship

Valhalla

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

"From now on, just pillage."

"Thorg guards our front gate. Gar watches the back wall. And Helman is in charge of cyber security."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Wotan

Health and Safety - Corks for Viking Helmets.

Viking Rover Cruises

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

Wotan

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Valhalla."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Mournful Rhinemaidens