Norse Legend Fan Mugs

'Unbelievable, you can destroy the universe with a single blow...'

Pete Sampras

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'Could you give us a push?'

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Viking River Raids

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

The Happy Ship

Hunding

Valhalla

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Health and Safety - Corks for Viking Helmets.

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

"Thorg guards our front gate. Gar watches the back wall. And Helman is in charge of cyber security."

Wotan

"From now on, just pillage."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

Viking Rover Cruises

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Valhalla."