Norse Legend Enthusiast T-Shirts

Mournful Rhinemaidens

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Valhalla."

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

Hammer of God

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

Viking helmet...

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Hagen

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

Bloody Vandals

"I reckon he's compensating for something."

Sad Brunhilde.

'You're late, get to the underworld!'

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish