Norse Legend Enthusiast T-Shirts

Mournful Rhinemaidens

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Wotan

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Valhalla."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Hagen

Hammer of God

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Viking helmet...

Viking Sissy Drink.

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

Bloody Vandals

"I reckon he's compensating for something."

Sad Brunhilde.

'You're late, get to the underworld!'