Norse Culture Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Edvard Grieg

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'This is the best I could come up with.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Mournful Rhinemaidens

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

How many norse power is it?

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Viking Funeral

'You're late, get to the underworld!'

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Trust the Jarl of Orkney to mock your reluctance to invest in a moat

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

"Me too, I didn't expect this when I booked my saga holiday!"

Knut Sveinsson

Viking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

"Nordic but nice"

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'

Jens Stoltenberg.

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

Viking Hats.

Man discovering a viking in his bed.