Norse Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Edvard Grieg

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'This is the best I could come up with.'

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Mournful Rhinemaidens

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Viking Funeral

'You're late, get to the underworld!'

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

How many norse power is it?

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Viking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".

Trust the Jarl of Orkney to mock your reluctance to invest in a moat

"Nordic but nice"

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

Knut Sveinsson

"Me too, I didn't expect this when I booked my saga holiday!"

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

Jens Stoltenberg.

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

Man discovering a viking in his bed.