Norse Culture Fan Gifts

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

Edvard Grieg

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Service Entry.

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Hagen

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

Viking Funeral

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

How many norse power is it?

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

'You're late, get to the underworld!'

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."

"Me too, I didn't expect this when I booked my saga holiday!"

"Well I prefer to think if us as job creators."