Norse Culture Fan Gifts

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

Edvard Grieg

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Service Entry.

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Hagen

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Viking Sissy Drink.

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

How many norse power is it?

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Viking Funeral

'You're late, get to the underworld!'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."

Viking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".