Norse Aficionado Gifts

Trust the Jarl of Orkney to mock your reluctance to invest in a moat

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'Could you give us a push?'

Viking River Raids

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Welcome to Scotland...

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hunding

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

The Happy Ship

Valhalla

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Health and Safety - Corks for Viking Helmets.

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

"Thorg guards our front gate. Gar watches the back wall. And Helman is in charge of cyber security."

"From now on, just pillage."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

Viking Rover Cruises

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Valhalla."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Brunhilda

!Pizza deliver boy!"

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Mournful Rhinemaidens