Norse Aficionado Prints

Trust the Jarl of Orkney to mock your reluctance to invest in a moat

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

'Could you give us a push?'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Viking River Raids

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Welcome to Scotland...

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

The Happy Ship

Valhalla

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

Viking Rover Cruises

"From now on, just pillage."

"Thorg guards our front gate. Gar watches the back wall. And Helman is in charge of cyber security."

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Health and Safety - Corks for Viking Helmets.

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Valhalla."

!Pizza deliver boy!"

Brunhilda

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Hammer of God

Mournful Rhinemaidens