Nordic Enthusiast Prints

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

Ukraine Crisis

'I miss the good old days!'

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

Nato Membership

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Could you give us a push?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

"Pooper-scoopers!"

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown