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'May contain Cnuts.'

"Listen Hagar, first you pillage THEN you burn!"

'That was a brilliant idea you had to hire a motivational speaker, Rolf. We must be doing 15 knots.'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Excuse me. Sir? I am just NOT a morning person! Could I start at say, 10 a.m., then work later into the evening.'

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

'Uh oh. Ok, back to the boat.'

'OK lads...not a word about the barista tournament. As far as our wives are concerned we've been at a rape and pillage seminar in Oslo.'

'The battle for hearts and minds was proving too difficult, so I thought we'd just make do with heads.'

"He had a hat!"

'I miss the good old days!'

'His possessions were not important to him. Other people's possessions, however, meant a great deal to him.'

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The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.

"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

"Olaf has never been the same since we raided St. Andrews."

'Like I said kid, Berserker, Swordsman or Oarsman. We don't have any classes for florists.'

"People not from here don't understand. It's not a weapon - it's a way of life."

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Burn, pillage, ravish, kill... No! Pillage, ravish, kill THEN burn.' 'Looking forward to your first raid?'

'An authentic Viking experience, you said. The cruise of a lifetime, you said. It'll be awesome, you said.'

'And Sid, I'd like you to spearhead the new committee.'

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

'The guys all chipped in Doug and got you a window seat for your birthday.'

'Welcome to Valhalla. I'm Hilde and I'll be your Valkyrie for the night.'

Viking warrior's horned helmet used for target practice.

"I pillage because it burns calories."

'It's a new idea where you plunder them just a little bit on a regular basis -- it's called 'taxation.''

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'