Viking Aficionado T-Shirts

"They're actually quite good company, once you overcome the language barrier..."

Viking River Raids

'And make sure you leave things as they are.'

'Could you give us a push?'

"This place is a real hidden gem. You can have it for as little as a six month siege."

The Happy Ship

Valhalla

Barbarians: These retirement parties always get a little awkward towards the end.

"I don't suppose you'd be interested in a share option scheme?"

Viking Rover Cruises

Viking helmet...

Brunilda on a rocking horse

Years later Thor realized that someone, had in fact, stolen his thunder.

"Thorg guards our front gate. Gar watches the back wall. And Helman is in charge of cyber security."

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

"One day all this will be yours."

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Never ask, Thor for a light.

'Lack of calcium - that's your problem , Sven'.

"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"

"After all the fines, they let you keep that?"

"From now on, just pillage."

"Wasn't there only ONE dead Vikings on the lawn yesterday?"

Great Moments in Computer History: Vikings use plunder ratio calculating software.

'They're throwing everything at us.'

'Think of it this way - we're job creators.'

!Pizza deliver boy!"

Health and Safety - Corks for Viking Helmets.

'Remember, what goes on in Valhalla stays in Valhalla.'

'That's a tea tray.'

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

Early Larger Louts