Arctic Culture Fan Pillows

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Slalom

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Service Entry.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

'Nice RV!'

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

Door to Door Campaigning

How many norse power is it?

"Looks like the days of the great explorers are over."

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Viking Funeral

'Dude, you really need braces.'

"I can never think of anything to put in a diary"

"Nordic but nice"

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

The igloo. The igloo-loo

Alaska Big Spirit: Sarah Palin