Arctic Culture Fan Gifts

It's said there are numerous words for "snow" in the languages of arctic societies. This time of year there are many words for how Frank feels about snow. I hate it! Abhor, detest, loathe it. I despise it.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Slalom

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Service Entry.

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

'Nice RV!'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"Looks like the days of the great explorers are over."

How many norse power is it?

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

Door to Door Campaigning

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Viking Funeral

'Dude, you really need braces.'

"I can never think of anything to put in a diary"

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

Submarine North Pole Surface

"Nordic but nice"

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Alaska Big Spirit: Sarah Palin