Alaskan Adventure Lover Gifts

Sarah Palin is back to Alaska

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

A boy acting suspiciously

"They're comfortable."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Bears going water skiing.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Love linked

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Snowman of the Apes

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Thug life on safari.