Island Adventure Lover Gifts

'Forget it. I'm sick of playing hide-and-seek.'

"Of course, feel free to get a second opinion."

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Dang! One of us in the wrong cliche!"

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Phew, that was close."

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

The Desert Island Package

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

A politician's dream come true...

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Vacation Mobile

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"