Island Adventure Aficionado Gifts

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Phew, that was close."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

A politician's dream come true...

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Vacation Mobile

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Security!

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.