Island Enthusiast Gifts

'I must say, you've been a loyal customer base.'

'I'm not loving the blue.'

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"Your Hawaii piece better be astounding."

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Footprints on Island.

'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'

I'm still planning the party on the 5th and hoping for better attendance than the one on the 20th...

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons!'

'But, sir, this isn't a deserted island, it's merely an undeveloped isthmus.'

'Fetch, boy...fetch...'

'Did they ever catch the guy who shot Archduke Ferdinand?'

'Podhurtz here. Offshore investment capital, inc.'

'You snored all night, so now I have to kill you.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'It's a request for government assisted housing.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

"I'm sorry, he's on his island right now."

Man on desert island hangs his Christmas stocking on a palm tree.

"This the last time I reply all."

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

Castaway is climbing on a palm tree to hide from a big woman.

Golfing across the islands.

Two Women and a Man on a Desert Island

Cartoon for sale

"They think we're an off-shore account."

"It's really not you, I swear. It's the whole social distancing thing."

How to attract Hawaiian girls. . . Caution: Do NOT use Spam to wax your surfboard. SPAM will attract sharks!

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"How much for my golf ball?"

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"