Islander Enthusiasts Gifts

"Well, at least we're marooned in a muzak-free environment."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Island of Lost Guys.

The Desert Island Package

A politician's dream come true...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"This better work out."

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"