Islander Enthusiasts Prints

"Well, at least we're marooned in a muzak-free environment."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Island of Lost Guys.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Easter Candy Island.

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

A man with a rake on a desert island

Nor'easter Island.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"This better work out."

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

Where we get coconut milk.