Island Aficionado Prints

Viagra Island

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

A politician's dream come true...

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Common Dolphin

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

'Let me guess -- a bloody Mary, right?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Reverse!!"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Sun Umbrella

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"