Island Fantasy Enthusiast Prints

Dessert Island Milkshake.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"What the hell took so long?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Beard in the Stone

Birds Following Witch.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Phoenix

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I think they're up to something.'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

How to fight a vampire snowman