Island Life Enthusiast Gifts

A dilemma for a Jewish castaway.

Said the castaway to his coconut.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Security!

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"This better work out."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

"They liked my screenplay!"

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.