Island Life Enthusiast Mugs

A dilemma for a Jewish castaway.

Said the castaway to his coconut.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Desert Island Fantasies

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Nor'easter Island.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Security!

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"This better work out."

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Cartoon for sale

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Someday we'll look back at this and laugh.

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"