Island Life Lover Gifts

'It could be worse - global warming, and I'd be under water.'

Desert Island Fantasies

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Desert Island BBQ

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Desert Island Mishap

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

This man is an island.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Desert Island Dating.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The Lemmings of Montauk

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

A politician's dream come true...

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

The Speculators

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "