Island Life Lover T-Shirts

'It could be worse - global warming, and I'd be under water.'

Desert Island Fantasies

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Desert Island BBQ

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Desert Island Mishap

This man is an island.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Desert Island Dating.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

The Lemmings of Montauk

A politician's dream come true...

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

The Speculators

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"At last - no Trump."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.