Island Life Lovers T-Shirts

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Desert Island BBQ

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Yes, I'm alone."

Desert Island Fantasies

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

This man is an island.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Desert Island Dating.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

A politician's dream come true...

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

A man with a rake on a desert island