Island Life Lovers T-Shirts

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Desert Island BBQ

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

This man is an island.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Desert Island Dating.

A politician's dream come true...

The Lemmings of Montauk

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'He needs professional HELP!'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"At last - no Trump."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Drawing on an island.