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'If this doesn't kill us, the kennel bill will!'

"Not Fish a la Coconut again?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Island of Lost Guys.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Desert Island Fantasies

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

A man with a rake on a desert island

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Security!

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"This better work out."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"