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"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Desert Island Fantasies

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'