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"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

French wine

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Playing pig

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

A politician's dream come true...

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Nor'easter Island.

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

A man with a rake on a desert island