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Cottage cupcakes.

'The circle is complete!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Country Bumpkin.

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

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'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Mummy?!

A cow ventriloquist.

Haywatch

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"I like friut flies!"

A cow on a drip.

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'Have you watered your horse today?'