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'Ye Olde Village Heroin rehab centre'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Country Bumpkin.

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

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"That was definitely mine."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Get the flock out of here!"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Scrooge McCow

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'What's that smell?'

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Once a big time corporate higher flyer . . . Max was now living the dream on his alpaca farm.

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

Snow Cow

That's one harmonious butt hole!

'The upside is that you won't have to worry about Christmas shopping.'

Cottage cupcakes.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"You'll have to excuse them. They're the laughing stock of the farm."

'Skim milk.'

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

High Cow tide tonight.

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'