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"It looks like another chain store has moved into the village."

Country Bumpkin.

"Static cling."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Cottage cupcakes.

Musical Cows

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Two Hunters Having A Discussion.

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

'I guess the world IS going to the dogs.'

'It's been three days, Earl. I don't think she's coming back. You should have left it in park.'

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

Oast House

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

'You spoil those sheep Bruce!'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'