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"It looks like another chain store has moved into the village."

Country Bumpkin.

"Static cling."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Cottage cupcakes.

Musical Cows

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Two Hunters Having A Discussion.

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

Oast House

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

'I guess the world IS going to the dogs.'

'It's been three days, Earl. I don't think she's coming back. You should have left it in park.'

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

'You spoil those sheep Bruce!'

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

The Nutmeg-Grater