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"Get the flock out of here!"

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

Country Bumpkin.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Slow, Men at Work.

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Anyone seen my horns?

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

Cottage cupcakes.

The Farmer's Return.

over crowded car.

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

"Looks like grain prices are up."

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

How farmers are made...

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Little bo bleep.