Fan Of Village Life Gifts

'Ye Olde Village Heroin rehab centre'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Country Bumpkin.

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

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"That was definitely mine."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Scrooge McCow

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Get the flock out of here!"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Once a big time corporate higher flyer . . . Max was now living the dream on his alpaca farm.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

'The upside is that you won't have to worry about Christmas shopping.'

Cottage cupcakes.

"You'll have to excuse them. They're the laughing stock of the farm."

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Snow Cow

High Cow tide tonight.

"Not now. I'm having a staff meeting."

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

'Skim milk.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'