Village Life Gifts

"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"

Country Bumpkin.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

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'Ye Olde Village Heroin rehab centre'

'It will be the population season again before we know it.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Villagers

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Miniature Village - 'It used to be full size but the post office went...then the pub...then the shop...'

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

A town in the middle ages.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."