Rural Life Gifts

About time!

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

"I'd like to thank Ed for not cutting the grass and farmer Moley, who didn't slaughter me."

Someone's going to be disappointed!

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

'Isn't the smell of the countryside just wonderful?'

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'Your barn door's open.'

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

"I'm doing a survey of regional speech, and I was wondering if the folks around here have some special words for net-asst value, arbitrage and general equity fund."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Farm boy about to go swimming in cattle water tank.

'I didn't think this is what they meant by a doctor shortage in the rural areas.'

'I used to call Doctor Hinshaw, but he was always wantin money...

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

"I'm an enigma!"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Erm... you got any wax, hon'?

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

"No one turned in a cow, pig or chicken Mr. McDonald."

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

Neigh-berhood watch scheme in a stables.

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Of course we can talk about your milking me...as soon as we've been properly introduced.'

General Store Modernises