Rural Life Fan Gifts

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"They’re real."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"Not now. I'm having a staff meeting."

Snow Cow

'Pa, we got gyped on those Holsteins - It's raining and their spots are running!'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

High Cow tide tonight.

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

Scrooge McCow

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Static cling."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

1,572 Performances.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'Hang on a minute...'

Milkin' Impossible