Rural Life Fan Gifts

'What's that smell?'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"They’re real."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"Not now. I'm having a staff meeting."

Snow Cow

'Pa, we got gyped on those Holsteins - It's raining and their spots are running!'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

High Cow tide tonight.

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

Scrooge McCow

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Static cling."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Leadership training.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

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