Rural Living Fan Gifts

Neigh-berhood watch scheme in a stables.

Young Farmers have quiz, and one is a 'barn dunce'.

"They’re real."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Last Chance for Everything.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

A cow on a drip.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

A chicken coop goal.

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'I love you guys!'

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Maternity ward on the farm.

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Scrooge McCow

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'What's that smell?'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

The Farmer's Return.

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

Snow Cow

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."