Rural Living Enthusiast Gifts

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

Two farmers discussing a sheep-dog on the loose.

Two Scottish men having a short conversation

I'm not sure what's worse, that cows have moved up the food chain, or that Eddie was wearing my boots!

'They reckon most accidents occur at home...'

'Locusts?'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Please Drove Carefully.

Lamb Noise.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Leadership training.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

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'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

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“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Mummy?!

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"I like friut flies!"

A cow on a drip.

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'